July 2012
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Being Canadian, I didn’t know how to pronunce “Chick-fil-A,” correctly.
I said, “Chick-fil-aaahh” for the LONGEST FUCKING TIME
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Hey Americans
You know how you guys think summer athletes are hot?
Wait for the Canadian winter athletes. Just Google, “Jon Montgomery.”
You’re welcome.
happy fucking birthday to me!
meanpeanut:
Bond save the Queen.
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mr-ansari:
I want the “SNL Goodnight” song played at my funeral.
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mr-ansari:
I basically live my life as the church lady
Every time someone opens theur mouth, i just think to myself,
Well, isn’t that special
holy fuck since when was it 3 a.m.
I thought it was 1:30 at the latest
fuuuccckkk
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Ruck city, bitch, ruck ruck city bitch
Locks locks locks wings and those props, bitch
I’m the scrummie, scrummie
Not gonna lie, I’m not really liking ROYALTY. It’s too…. quiet. I was hooked on loud, come-and-get-me Gambino. Like, Bitch, Look at me Now, or Sunshine